2 September 2025
So, you're thinking about a destination wedding. First of all, congratulations! Second of all, are you insane? Kidding! (Mostly.) Planning a wedding is already an adrenaline-pumping rollercoaster, but throw in passports, time zones, and packing lists, and you’ve basically signed up for the Olympics of commitment. But hey, that’s where all-inclusive resorts come in to save the day – and your sanity.
Why bother with a hometown wedding when you can sip unlimited margaritas on a white-sand beach while saying “I do”? Sounds dreamy, right? Let's dive into the ultimate list of all-inclusive resorts that don’t just tolerate weddings – they throw epic ones.
- No surprise bills: You won’t find yourself Venmoing your best friend $400 for cocktails the morning after.
- Built-in wedding planners: You literally get a human being whose job is to obsess over your wedding so you don’t have to.
- Everything’s in one place: Lodging, food, booze, beach, spa, party — check, check, and champagne check.
- You trick your guests into a vacation. (Win-win, right?)
Now, onto the real MVPs of matrimonial tropical bliss.
If you’ve ever wanted to get married while your toes are in powdery white sand and a steel drum band is playing “Here Comes the Bride,” Sandals Grande Antigua has your back. This place practically screams “perfect wedding!” (in the most elegant voice possible).
Why it rocks:
- Free wedding if you stay 3 nights or more? Yes, please!
- Butler service if you’re feeling extra fancy.
- Private pools, candlelit dinners, and sunsets that look like they were Photoshopped.
Did I mention this is an adults-only resort? That means no rogue kids crashing your first dance.
If you swear monogamy should include unlimited guac, Secrets Maroma is your soulmate. This adults-only resort is just unapologetically stunning. The ocean here isn’t blue – it’s Crayola-crayon turquoise. You’ll feel like you’re in a high-end rom-com montage the entire time.
Why it's wedding-worthy:
- Their “Secrets Wedding in Paradise” package is what dreams are made of.
- Swim-out suites. Yes, your room has its own pool. You fancy.
- They offer beachside ceremonies that make Pinterest cry tears of joy.
Pair your vows with tacos and tequila? That’s amore.
If you want your wedding location to look like some Bond villain’s romantic hideout, put Jade Mountain on the vision board. This architectural masterpiece is carved into the cliffs of St. Lucia with open-air rooms (called sanctuaries) overlooking the Pitons and Caribbean Sea.
Stuff that’ll make your heart flutter:
- Organic fine dining from their own farm. Farm-to-table vibes? Yes, queen.
- Private sanctuaries with infinity pools. One word: unforgettable.
- The wedding backdrop? Literal volcanic peaks.
Be warned: Jade Mountain is not casual. Your camera roll will be full of “Is this even real?” photos.
Not into the beachy Caribbean thing? No worries. Ikos Olivia gives you that “mamma mia, here we go again” wedding fantasy in the land of olive trees and endless wine.
Why it’s outrageously good:
- Michelin-starred menus. Yes, at your wedding.
- The resort is basically an Instagram filter IRL.
- Ultra All-Inclusive means you don’t pay for anything. Even the minibar is free. Gasp.
It's where your wedding meets “My Big Fat Greek Vacation.”
Let’s be clear: The Grand is not shy. It’s unapologetically lavish and kind of dares you to have a dull moment. Think of it as the Las Vegas of Caribbean weddings – minus Elvis, plus beach.
What makes it a wedding hotspot:
- You can have a wedding AND a glow-in-the-dark pool party in the same day.
- Giant water park, world-class spa, bowling alley (yes…), AND a nightclub on-site.
- Wedding packages range from “sweet and simple” to “Kardashian-level extra.”
If you want your nuptials to come with fireworks (literal or metaphorical), this is your jam.
Excellence Punta Cana is the kind of place where you get lost in the palm trees and forget what stress feels like. It delivers that “walk-in-the-water-in-your-wedding-dress” fantasy without skimping on elegance.
Wedding-loving highlights:
- Free wedding packages with a 7-night stay? Check.
- Gorgeous wedding gazebo and secluded beachfront spots.
- Unlimited lobster. (You read that right.)
If you’re looking for romance with zero kids and a full minibar, welcome to paradise.
Want to slow dance in the sand while Bob Marley hums softly in the background? Royalton Negril was basically built for that moment. As in, it’s Jamaican perfection on a platter.
Here’s why it’s wedding-worthy:
- Customizable wedding packages (finally, options!)
- Rooftop ceremony spots with unbeatable views of the Caribbean
- Reggae vibes meet high-end cocktails
Bonus: Aunt Karen will legit cry tears of joy eating jerk chicken by the beach.
So you want to invite every cousin, coworker, and cousin’s coworker? Barceló Bávaro Palace is big enough to handle your crowd — and then some. It's a resort on steroids (in the best way).
Things to brag about:
- Multiple wedding venues: beach, garden, gazebo, or even a Catholic chapel
- Over a dozen restaurants. Pizza one night, sushi the next.
- Nightclub + casino = post-wedding fun for the brave
Your guests will be wondering if it’s a wedding or a mini Carnival.
Let me guess – you want a wedding so posh that your champagne has champagne? Well, say hello to Le Blanc Spa Resort in Los Cabos. This place is for couples who like their vowels elegant and their vowels delivered by private butlers.
Over-the-top perks:
- Dedicated wedding team (they’ll literally do the worrying for you)
- Gourmet restaurants even Gordon Ramsay would approve of
- Sleek, adults-only sophistication
Warning: You may never want to leave. Ever.
Ready to take the road less traveled but still want to say “I Do” on a beach that looks like a desktop screensaver? Coconuts Beach Club in Samoa might be the hidden gem you never knew you needed.
Why it’s unforgettable:
- Overwater bungalows (move over, Maldives)
- Traditional Samoan wedding ceremonies (talk about unique)
- Small, intimate, and ultra-personal
This is the anti-cookie cutter wedding. Perfect for free spirits and barefoot vows.
Whether you want to elope in the Caribbean, take over a Greek island, or get hitched steps from a taco bar in Mexico, there’s an all-inclusive resort that’s ready to roll out the red carpet.
So pack the dress, grab the rings, and let someone else worry about the cake. You’ve got a wedding to enjoy, not survive. Cheers to love, limes, and luxury, my friend!
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All Inclusive ResortsAuthor:
Reed McFadden